The Scene:
It was another evening the Desi guy and his
colleagues decided to have beer-bash some evening. The hippie said Y some
evening let’s go tomorrow!!
Three of them the hippie, the desi guy and the
bong started discussion where to head?? .
Then desi guy said y we three let’s call up the
entire beer boy's and the manager called "Khiladi Bhaiya". Why he's
called khiladi is another story!!
The Meeting:
Everybody was called upon to Bong's desk and we
started googling bars and there rating. Everyone came with their own idea and
said they are going to join next evening.
Bong with “The Biere Club”,
Desi came with “The Metro”,
Freshman came with “Serengetti”,
Khiladi came with the “Firangi-pani” and
The TL came up with “Saahib Singh Sultaan”!!
To hippie anything was fine, as he wanted to
catch a beer and it felt like another mundane meeting :( nothing came out of it as usual!!!
Clapping.
When everybody left meeting there only two
options
"The Metro" or "The Biere
Club".
Then finally the bong pinched and said guy's
lets sail on the tasted water I liked the Biere Bar! So we decided to meet upon
by six.
The Biere Club Meet:
Hippie is always excited, don't know why? He
seems always HIGH as such he is taking opium as regular dose! And he was
expecting just 2 folks, becaz he knew
Most of the time people ditch the party!! Hmm
true :)
So he was sharp @ 6 and nobody was there! He
decides to roam around the UB City- the Mall .As he enters UB city found gals
but his mind was distracted by the “Loius vuitton”. He went and closely
"watched the watch". I could see the admiring eyes of his!! :). Then subtle response why the fuck!! LV is so expensive. He turned
around his mind was disgusted with all kinda thoughts inflation expenses and so
on. He came out blubbering something…….. And Desi Called rang--rang rang--rang!
Desi: I am just around where are you.
Hippie: am coming, catcha in 5...and he called bong... where the fuck you are?
Bong: In frustrated voice "Damn I stuck
in traffic". You guys carry on I'll catcha in 5.
We Indians are so optimistic! That every
problem takes 5 minutes. God says - Indians must be crazy!
Hippie found Desi was waiting across the street
.He approached and
Desi: "Yaar mujhe Lagi hai".
Hippie thought it’s just a prep before the
Ceremony so they went inside
Hippie: where is the loo?? (To the bar-guy)
Bar-guy: smiled and upstairs sir!!
Hippie: I need a table for four.
Bar-Guy: Am sorry sir! We are reserved today.
And the Bong enters. He cheerfully shook, but
when he gotta know we didn't got a table! The reaction was obvious FUCK!!!
Bong with his cell and again started googling!!
And he said lets head to HARD-ROCK -CAFE (HRC). Hippie smiled as his favorite place is voted!! Then took a rickshaw and went.
The HRC:
As soon they entered and hopped in the couch. As
usual the hippie turns around to locate the beauty. Ah! He didn't got ...so he started looking the chinks any ways "He loves them" as he's more like a chink!
They ordered heineken with a jumbo-combo.
Meanwhile the bong started tasting the music, he started nodding and said I
liked this place at-least the ambience and the music.
Soon the drink started on them … As they are
bewitched by the beauties. They were almost are in center.
At the left corner there a group Firangs. A group behind the bong was a Tanker group
and besides hippie, to be precise diagonally at the left a beautiful woman she
was awesome but no Signals. Alas!!
It was not much interesting so they started
looking at the Mixology , the music and there encounters and stories...hippie
seemed less interested but still he was talking ... As usual he went in his own
world!
As weekend night is surmounting so the crowd!!
Gangs entered - a gang of gals and a mixed
gang..... N then came two groups of Lesby's and couple of guys bunch of old
fags, firang guys and some firang families.
All three of them were enjoying the bar the
food, the drink .And the crowd were awesome so many things to locate at the
same time. By this time they had finished a round.
Desi started looking over a girl with shorts-
cross legged!! . Bong was busy with chicken and the hippie was keen in
observing and watching.
Hippie spotted one awesome girl, so pretty, so
simply awesome. Sitting diagonally at the right hand. As he started gazing her
with his mysterious eyes, she started playing-off her hair, flaunting with a
pint of wine. Hippie was happy about the signal!!
Then he started looking around just to make
sure that the conversation lasts with her!!
The old fags just sitting off their head having
jumbo jars of beer, giving weird look as such they are saying:
"You fuckin kids get-up from the fuckin
desk we are the Legacy"
By this time the whole pub was crowded. The mixologists
were surrounded by the crowd yelling and asking for drinks.
One of the Lesbo couple which the hippie
assumed was actually not a Lesbo they were waiting for two mid aged- folks. Two
of these lady's were holding scotch and a vodka since they came, gazing at
every single face as they are open! And others looking there arse..
WOW! Commented by Bong.
Desi: They have wasted so much on beauty
parlor.
So hippie concluded this group to be corporate
bash.
Now again the hippie came over to his lady he
saw she was watching him and she knew he's ... Soon their ordered came she
started having her Sandwich.
And hippie is thinking
"What nice face!
From where she came?
You are so awesome baby!! If you wouldn’t
resist I would like to give you a kiss".
Soon he reminded himself "No lusts, make
love” and there’s no offense in admiring gods given beauty.
At the same time other Lesby group starting
rolling over with music shaking hitting each other, Bong commented they are
good ...hahahah
And the desi not able to finish his first
bottle, He quoted Angrezi hai..."mujhe to desi chadhti hai , aisa lag raha
hai mai Kadwi Chai pee raha Hu" and the bong is gaga over the french potatoes
and the mayors.
Now a loud, a real loud girl came and everybody
turned around to see her- The Fox. The Bong: now my kinda girl came ...woohooo!
Hippie in his own world watching over… hippie's
lady was about to finish her sandwich, hippie commented she is feeling content
as the job is finished…
Followed by the glass of wine...now again both
engaged each other
Hippie: From where you got such an innocent beauty?
The Lady: you just admire it, I am for a look
and mere touch can spoil me.
In the background music is playing "Wake up -Angels Deserve to die"
Hippie: I don't know about others but this
angel must not die...looking at her smiling. She smiled back. For a subtle time
he thought giving this in writing it to her...but the HRC celebration stopped
him.
IT was NINE all lights are turned ON. The bar
guys went up to the podium and the dance started with a music YMCA...
The Crowd welcomed and cheered them with
whistle claps, taps and shakes...
Desi was overwhelmed by this ACT… he got cheered
and thought of talking to the cross legged lady!! Heheh :). The lady was busy with
her Kamera taking pics.
Hippie: In light she was looking so bright so
young so awesome ---mmmuaaah!
Cuteness with cunning mind or beauty with
brains?? -Feeling of hippie! Hippie was
spellbound.
As he saw,
she was too enjoying the music hippie started is hippie-ness, nodding
shaking, shouting..
Reaction: The Lady looked him first with a
smile and then squeezed eyes, saying aye! Didn’t like that...HEHEH poor chap
By this time bong was totally high ...enjoying
music having chicken and the chick. The FOX actually heheh :) .
Desi with his second bottle, watching the cross
legged lady who was friend of hippie's lady... Both were engaged, and hippie knew
that. So he didn't disturbed and though bong and he were done with boozing. Hippie
insisted to have some more drinks. It was fourth round the game was on and
clock clicked to 10:00
It was to time to leave, as everybody has to
drive some miles and a fear of Bengaluru Traffic police. Especially when you donno
kannada (Local Lang).
Hippie was thinking of staying but, can't.
Hippie: Gazed... Constantly looking at her
saying this is not last time.. I'll be back soon.
The Lady: gazed in her subtle way ...as she
saying today's drama has ended.
Giving each other a goodbye!!
Again!! Desi: "Mujhe lag rahi yaar"
and the party is OVER... :) :) :)
Pic:lostabbey.com
Pic:lostabbey.com
